Nigeria Makes List Of World Cup Teams Allowed To Have S3x (See Full List Including Those Banned)

Wait o, does it mean they cant do without sex for one month?
The issue of Sex and football has been a controversial one..Most teams at the World cup ban sex totally because they believe it will affect the performance of players while others approve of it because they feel it relaxes the players..Others however, approve with conditions..

Nigeria approves of sex at the world cup only if it involves the wives of the player..No girlfriend's allowed ..so Nigerian wives can be rest assured their men won't be frolicking with Brazilian beauties..





Ghana banned sex with wives or girlfriends completely ...
French players can only have sex as long as it  doesn't last all night.. And Brazilian players are allowed too as long as it's not acrobatic...(who would be taking notes)

Here are a list of countries who Ban ,approve of their players getting under the sheets.....

ALLOWED

1. Nigeria (Sex, but only in wedlock)
2.  Germany
3. Argentina
4.  Spain
5.  USA
6.  Australia,
7.  Italy
8.  Netherlands
9.  Switzerland
10.  Uruguay
11.   England
12.   France

NO SEX

1. Russia
2. Chile
3. Mexico
4. Bosnia
5. Herzegovina
6. Ghana
7. South Korea

UNKNOWN

1. Cameroon
2. Netherlands
3. Côte d'Ivoire
4. Greece
5. Japan
6. Costa Rica
7. Ecuador
8. Switzerland
9. Iran
10. Portugal
11. Algeria
12. Belgium

*I trust Russia!*





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