WHEN THE DEAD COMES BACK TO LIFE

The Grandma who returned from the dead and prepared lunch
No one expects to walk into the kitchen and discover their recently-deceased grandmother calmly cooking a meal. That Stephen King-worthy scenario happened to one Chinese family, after 95-year-old Li Xiufeng climbed out of her unsealed coffin six days after she'd been found "dead" in her bedroom.

After Xiufeng suffered what was thought to be a fatal head injury, plans were made for her funeral, including holding an in-home wake for friends and family. Her coffin had not yet been permanently closed, giving Xiufeng the opportunity to escape after waking from what a doctor described as an "artificial" death and what her family probably called "the reason we all just soiled ourselves."

The day before the funeral, friends and relatives arrived at her house to find the coffin empty and the corpse gone. After searching for the missing body, the villagers were stunned to find Mrs. Xiufeng sitting on a stool
in her kitchen, cooking.

She reportedly told villagers, "I slept for a long time. After waking up, I felt so hungry, and wanted to cook something to eat."

The Prostitute Who "Died' During a Romp and Came Back to Life in Her Coffin

A prostitute in Zimbabwe "died" during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin. The vice girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo. Convinced that she was dead, her shocked client called the police, who sent paramedics to collect the body.

But as they were loading the "corpse" into a metal coffin, the hooker suddenly woke up screaming. Local news reports claim that she leaped from the casket, yelling, "You want to kill me, you want to kill me."

Terrified staff and guests at the hotel, who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic. A source told Bulaweyo24 News, "It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen."

The shaken hooker, known locally as MaNdlo, was escorted home by another prostitute.