I saw this story on my timeline yesterday and thought it was the usual akpos stories! Who is in for some laughter? This is ThisDay's version of the story
One of the health attendants that attended to the Liberian Patrick Sawyer, but survived the ravages of the disease, allegedly caused commotion in her church last Sunday.
According to reports, the young woman (name withheld) had stepped out to testify to the goodness of God in her life.
When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she was no 4 on the queue of ten testifiers she sang and thanked God for helping her survive the ailment and testing negative to Ebola. Everyone allegedly joined in clapping and thanking God on her behalf.
However, when it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person, THISDAY reports thus:
Those giving testimonies were 10 in number and she was number four on the queue.
When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she testified that she survived the ailment and had tested negative to Ebola. When it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person, this is what transpired:
When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she testified that she survived the ailment and had tested negative to Ebola. When it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person, this is what transpired:
Pastor: Don’t worry, give the microphone to the next person.
Next person: (shifts back) Nooo, give it to pastor.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your microphone, he is not collecting it.
Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him.
Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my testimony, may be next week.
Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you are not ready to collect the microphone, I will put it on the floor (heading back to her seat)
Before she could turn back to return to her seat, everyone in the church had jumped outside for dear life.
Hahahahahahas, according to the version on my timeline in the fleeing congregation was this man wearing agbada, his agbada got hooked on something and he was screaming "them don catch me ooo!! " 9ja una too much biko!!!
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