Just days after a sexually-frustrated husband shared a spreadsheet detailing his wife's reasons for refusing him sex, a woman has done the same - and it's ruthless.
A few months into her marriage, the unsatisfied wife began documenting the reasons her hubby gave when rejecting her advances.
On the night their divorce was finalized, she celebrated with 10 friends and shared with them her brutally honest sex diary.
friend of the woman emailed the spreadsheet to Guyism senior editor, A Isaac. It has now gone viral.
'He came home from playing basketball with his friends. He went to bed without taking a shower. I took a bath and masturbated,' the sexually-frustrated woman wrote on day one.
On day four: 'I wore a teddy to bed. He was snoring by 10 o'clock.' On day nine, her drought was broken when he 'went down on me'.
But she had to wait another 16 days for more action, and it only lasted for two minutes. 'I finished myself off with the Magic Wand,' she wrote.
In 30 days, the unidentified woman had sex twice, masturbated 10 times and put up with endless excuses from her disinterested husband.
She claimed that was an 'above average' month and her hubby had problems with premature ejaculation, according to Guyism.
Only last week, a similar spreadsheet compiled by an unsatisfied husband also went viral.
For a month, the husband jotted down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy.
He then collated the information and put it into an Excel document before cruelly emailing his wife as she arrived at an airport ahead of a 10-day business trip.
Husband's spreadsheet
Her replies included 'I'm exhausted', 'I need a shower (didn't shower)', 'I'm trying to watch the movie (fell asleep 15 mins later)' and 'I'm not feeling too well'.
Shocked at the email, the anonymous woman, also aged 26, tried to get in touch with her husband but he failed to return her calls.
In the end, she decided to share her husband's harsh behavior on Reddit.
She explained the couple had been together for five years and married for last two. Although they had no kids, they bought a house together five months ago.
'Our lives have been crazy busy,' she wrote. 'We spent all spring renovating our new house. At my job I was given nearly double my usual workload after some of my colleagues were laid off. I gained some weight in the winter and have been busting my a** at the gym to get rid of it.'
She then wrote: 'Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone.
'He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone.
'Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment.'
The spreadsheet, which has since been deleted, was quickly spread around the internet with web users taking both sides in the debate.
Most people slammed the husband's 'immaturity' and said he should have made his point in a different way.
One Reddit user wrote: 'There are so many ways this could have been communicated better, but instead he came up with some bizarre hit and run with a spreadsheet method which I'd say is actually going to be really hard to come back to a normal relationship from.'
Another said: 'Your husband is expressing LEGITIMATE concerns in an extremely immature and passive aggressive way.
'Clearly, the communication style in your relationship is s**t. Fix it or don't, it's your marriage.'
One added: 'Maybe her husband has got sick and tired of being totally and utterly ignored for months on end, has had enough and wants resolution to the issue. This time, after all attempts, he has got her attention.'
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